“As a gay man and conservative republican I only respect skill and value for a dollar. Carrie is both. If you call yourself straight and get your haircut by a man you’re gay. Go see Carrie!”

“As a soon to be disgraced police officer, confidentiality is key, Carrie is a vault, also I get hard when she shampoos my hair. I wouldn’t go anywhere else, unless Supercuts has a coupon.”

“I used to wear a hat all the time until I met Carrie, her haircut allowed me to impregnate a young dockside server. Do you know how many guys try that at dockside? Well I did it, because of my haircut.”

“Parents usually don’t take their kids to a place with voodoo and blood and weird scary stuff on the walls but I’m glad my parents did. Carrie is my favorite barber… I’ve only had one barber because I’m like 4 but she’s probably still going to be my favorite.”